See that pic of Marquette King up above? That makes me happy. He was a funny dude. He took an otherwise boring position and made it interesting as hell. What made him so fun was the fact that he was going to kick the ever loving shit out of a football and then he was going to dance about it. On top of that, he made a ton of wacky internet videos where he was a ninja and stuff. He was great! So naturally, Jon Gruden ran his ass outta town because you can't have distractions like a punter enjoying his job on a professional football team.
Fast forward one year and now Gruden has to deal with the super nova version of King. Antonio Brown is here, he's bat shit crazy, and he's going to do everything in his power to give Gruden a stroke. And you know what? I'm here for it. Burn the whole thing down, AB. Take Chuckie and Mayock and Mark straight to hell with you. Gruden brought this on himself. He's the one who wanted him, and now he has him and everything that comes with him. Which, to date includes frostbite on his feet, issues with his helmet, threatening to fight Mike Mayock, an apology and now recording a phone call with Gruden that he has turned into a, I guess, a hype video of sorts? Hell yeah, pump that shit straight into my veins, baby. This is what Gruden wanted. He created this thing.
Oh, and the punter Gruden used a 5th rounder on to replace King last year? Yeah, they cut his ass during training camp after he was complete garbage as a rookie. But at least he wasn't a distraction, amirite?
